Microlawns.

Another bisected trapezoidal aggressor, only 2 feet in length. Still not to be trusted despite the half-hearted patriotic graffiti bordering its right angle.

Posted on July 19, 2011

Absolutely flawless “welcome mat” style specimen measuring only 2 feet across at its longest edge. Favored hands down by sleepy trenchcoat detectives composing hardboiled odes to the city while leaning in a cone of streetlight.

Posted on July 12, 2011 with 2 notes

Trapezoid, cut in half to a mere 2-foot length. Appropriate for a one-armed jogger to take a quick rest, but not much else.

Posted on July 5, 2011 with 5 notes

The world can always use more absurdist snark. Love, love, love this tumblog: eyesforchristmas

Posted on July 3, 2011 via . . with 3 notes

Aggressively cut trapezoid variety measuring 5 feet along its cutting edge. Wear closed-toe Crocs and enjoy with measured suspicion.

Posted on June 28, 2011 with 2 notes

Grand Piano keystone type, about 7 feet in length. Asexual in disposition, it serves as a pleasant-enough nap area for two toddlers curled in fetal position.

Posted on June 24, 2011 with 4 notes