Another bisected trapezoidal aggressor, only 2 feet in length. Still not to be trusted despite the half-hearted patriotic graffiti bordering its right angle.
Absolutely flawless “welcome mat” style specimen measuring only 2 feet across at its longest edge. Favored hands down by sleepy trenchcoat detectives composing hardboiled odes to the city while leaning in a cone of streetlight.
Trapezoid, cut in half to a mere 2-foot length. Appropriate for a one-armed jogger to take a quick rest, but not much else.
The world can always use more absurdist snark. Love, love, love this tumblog:
Aggressively cut trapezoid variety measuring 5 feet along its cutting edge. Wear closed-toe Crocs and enjoy with measured suspicion.
Grand Piano keystone type, about 7 feet in length. Asexual in disposition, it serves as a pleasant-enough nap area for two toddlers curled in fetal position.
Ew! Ew! Ewie ewie ewww!
Been a bit busy these days, but I feel like I have a microlawn safari in me this weekend so I’ll be posting soon.
Section of a 14-inch wide strip stretching 20 feet in length, perfect for miniature lawn bowling by plum-thieving little people.